instruction

create a short phrase or poem and get a player to write it on a ball (provided) and autograph it.

examples from interviews here
and here
and here
with dock ellis
better known
as the first militant
of professional baseball.

kasey:    How do you feel about autographs?

dock:    Autographs?

kasey:    Ya.

dock:    Do I like to sign em?

kasey:    That and how do you feel
about athletes charging for autographs?

dock:    If they're going to pay you, sign em.
I'm coming out with a new ball
you know like Pete Rose' say
he's sorry he bet on baseball.
I'm putting on my ball
I pitched a no hitter on LSD.
$325 blow em out.
Then I'm gonna blow some out
for $125 say
Acid No Hitter.

baseballs