Sunday, January 17, 2010

Wave To Your Mom!

The important thing about a baseball game is that your Mother is there ("Ya' Mutha").

Cheering you on, when the night is long.
She'll steel her ears against the boos in Boston
She'll knit you some cookies out of peanut shells and plastic
beer bottle twist caps

Baseball stays cheap so the players can stay dumb,
or play dumb, and so Mom can still come
81 times a year (most women should be so lucky)

The wife might not make it out that often
she's busy with the pool boy
making sure he knows how to do his job,
or telling him to stay in school and be somebody

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