That a way durwood

Durwood Merrill is number 33.
Jose Canseco is number 33.
Their union is brokered by an owl
in case you are wondering.

Durwood is not out
but he wrote a book called
You're Out and You're Ugly Too
in which he exchanges pleasantries
with both George W. Bush
and George G.W. Bush.

Dave Pallone however

is out
in The Man Behind the Mask
better known as the scab
who scratched Pete Rose
under his eyeball
in a rhubarb.